I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
