4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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