i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
