Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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