i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I want a musical about memes.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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