Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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