Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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