yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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