so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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