Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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