lets start a swedish sibling band together
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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