Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
