I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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