mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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