Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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