even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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