Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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