Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
