Its about making memories worth repressing
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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