the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Drunk is not a location!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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