How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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