Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
