We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
i think my cat just said my name.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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