hell yes lets make some ravioli
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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