I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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