Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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