That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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