yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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