Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Operation Purity has been aborted
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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