Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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