The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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