I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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