Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
