I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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