i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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