so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Randomize
