Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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