I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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