My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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