I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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