But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Houston, we have a blender
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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