If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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