what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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