wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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