So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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