yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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