he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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