i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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