my soul wont recognize me after tonight
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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