how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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